• A/N: Hello everyone, Ive wanted to write a Simpsons story for quite a while and after watching National Lampoons Christmas Vacation I knew I had to try it out Simpsons style. Some of the story has been changed to make it more interesting and not seem like plagiarism, and to protect the innocent. So I hope you enjoy this story.

    Disclaimer: I do not own the Simpsons or Christmas Vacation.

    It was a lonely stretch of highway that few often used just outside Springfield. Few cars traveled it, mainly trucks and a few crazy hillbillies that liked to play chicken or tailgate from time to time. For many minutes to hours at a time, the road was silent and nearby mooing of cows could be heard off in the fields on the side of the road. But no one really cared about that.

    They were more concerned about their Christmas trees, every year one would disappear after some inconsiderate jerkass would steal away with it behind their backs. And that is exactly what Homer Simpson